Hello, all you beautiful nipplecakes!

For those of you who don't know, I'm Spike, and my sig pretty much says it all.

After an extremely long leave of absence, I am hereby announcing my triumphant return. Actually, I'm announcing my having internet again.

Some things that have been happening since I've been away:

Got fired from one job, but got picked back up by the construction company that was extremely slow, which is why I had to go get that other job.

Went to the hospital a couple of times. Once because a sweat gland in my armpit got plugged and infected, and once because I had (somehow) contracted viral meningitis. Worst godamn headache of my life. I was actually crying and puked once it hurt so bad.

My oldest boy turned 3 on April 10th and started pre-school, and my youngest boy is a couple weeks away from walking and will turn 1 on the 22nd (Sunday).

I am most likely going to be heading out to Colorado Springs for 2 months for work here soon, and then another huge job is coming up here in Portland, Oregon. The Portland job might actually start before the Colorado job is done, co I might be flying back and forth from the Springs to P-Town until Colorado is done...Teh Suxor...

I bought myself an authentic #86 away jersey during last season, mainly because I could sense that that was maybe his last year with the team, and wanted to get one before they skyrocketed in price like Bettis' did.

That's about it for now. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, or throw insults as the situation might call for.

I'm winning like Sheen!!