FanPost

I'm BAAAAAAACK!

Hello, all you beautiful nipplecakes!

For those of you who don't know, I'm Spike, and my sig pretty much says it all.

After an extremely long leave of absence, I am hereby announcing my triumphant return. Actually, I'm announcing my having internet again.

Some things that have been happening since I've been away:

Got fired from one job, but got picked back up by the construction company that was extremely slow, which is why I had to go get that other job.

Went to the hospital a couple of times. Once because a sweat gland in my armpit got plugged and infected, and once because I had (somehow) contracted viral meningitis. Worst godamn headache of my life. I was actually crying and puked once it hurt so bad.

My oldest boy turned 3 on April 10th and started pre-school, and my youngest boy is a couple weeks away from walking and will turn 1 on the 22nd (Sunday).

I am most likely going to be heading out to Colorado Springs for 2 months for work here soon, and then another huge job is coming up here in Portland, Oregon. The Portland job might actually start before the Colorado job is done, co I might be flying back and forth from the Springs to P-Town until Colorado is done...Teh Suxor...

I bought myself an authentic #86 away jersey during last season, mainly because I could sense that that was maybe his last year with the team, and wanted to get one before they skyrocketed in price like Bettis' did.

That's about it for now. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, or throw insults as the situation might call for.

I'm winning like Sheen!!




X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Behind the Steel Curtain

You must be a member of Behind the Steel Curtain to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Behind the Steel Curtain. You should read them.

Join Behind the Steel Curtain

You must be a member of Behind the Steel Curtain to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Behind the Steel Curtain. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker