1. Why did our defense got tired so fast while our offense controlled the time of possession? It should be the other way around.
2. If it has something to do with Denver air, why didn't we go there earlier so that our players would acclimate better? This is week 1 we are talking about. We had the whole summer to make logistical plans for week one.
3. When will Ben learn to get rid of the ball earlier?
Dear Ben, before the game we already lost David DeCastro to injury, during the game we lost Foster and Gilbert. You are playing behind a shaky O Line, considering this fact, maybe just maybe it's a good idea to get rid of the ball a bit earlier? But you gotta do it your way and get 5 sacks to your collection. Nice start Ben.
Big Ben and an Invisible Man's conversation before Denver game:
BB: Yo man, what's up. Came to pay my usual pre season cash.
IM: Well, you already paid me for DeCastro's, Johnson's and Redman's injuries. What more do u want?
BB: You see. If I have even a semblance of a good O Line we'll be running the ball all day long. And this will hurt my stats. I have to pay you for some more injuries so that I can throw the ball more and overall play the game the way i like it.
IM: Whom should I help to get injury then?
BB: Hmmm.... Maybe Gilbert? Here's your cash as usual.
P.S. just a joke.