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STEELERS AT BRONCOS.....Video of Brett Kiesel working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.)

COWBOYS AT GIANTS.....Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12.

COLTS AT BEARS.....Andrew Luck looks like a confused Ewok. Julius Peppers hates confused Ewoks. Bears by 20.

EAGLES AT BROWNS.....I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Browns by 456,222.

REDSKINS AT SAINTS.....RG3PO: "These aren’t the droids you’re looking for." Drew Brees: "I find you lack of faith disturbing." Saints by 10.

RAMS AT LIONS.....Donkey Kong Suh is the NFL’s Bane. That’s bad for the Rams. Lions by 14.

PATRIOTS AT TITANS.....Cheaters never prosper. They just keep losing Super Bowls to the Giants.

JAGUARS AT VIKINGS.....The Mediocre Bowl. If this is on TV in your area, shoot your TV. Vikings by 7.

BILLS AT JETS.....Tebow? Sanchez? Who cares – they both taste like sacks to Mario Williams. Bills by 14.

DOLPHINS AT TEXANS.....Do they barbeque Mahi Mahi in Texas? They do this week. Texans by 25.

SEAHAWKS AT CARDINALS.....A bird in my belly is better than two on the telly. Cardinals by 14.

49ERS AT PACKERS.....Green Bay can’t play defense, but San Francisco Rice-A-Roni can’t play offense. Plus, cheese tastes good. Pack by 20.

PANTHERS AT BUCCANEERS.....I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7.

BENGALS AT RAVENS.....Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl? A: Trick question. They both felt good.Ravens by 10.

CHARGERS AT RAIDERS.....Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.