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The bright side to facing an unfavorable Super Bowl for Steelers fans

Streeter Lecka

D'oh! Here we are on the sidelines again, watching the other people dance. But there are a few items to console us while we drown in our Duff Beer.

First, the Ravens-Patriots game was a win-win situation, in that either that whiner Harbaugh or the classless cheater Belichick was going to lose. And it turned out the cheater lost, and stiffed the media for his post-game interview. He stands naked before God and the world as a classless coward, proving once again that Eric Cartman was right about Belichick several years ago when the acerbic and rotund Sage of South Park said,

"Bill Beelichick proved in America, it's OK to cheat as long as you cheat your way to the top. If you cheat and fail, you're a cheater."

And Cartman added: ‘If you cheat and succeed, you're savvy. Just before the last Super Bowl, Bill Beelichick gathered his football players and said: "Let's win this one for real. Just this one time. Let's not cheat." You know what happened? They lost."

Well, they lost again yesterday and we certainly can enjoy the schadenfreude of the Devil in the Hoodie being foiled and reacting like Sideshow Bob.

Continuing with the good news, the Ravens will now draft either 31 or 32. Hopefully 31.

But the best news of all is that we are guaranteed that Harbaugh will lose in the Super Bowl. We just don't know yet which one of those annoying, whining jerks it will be.

It's a damned shame they both can't lose.


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