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You know you live in Pittsburgh when...

Not really about football, but someone posted this on Facebook and I thought I would share it with you all. It is a take on Jeff Foxworthy's "You know you're a redneck when..." for Pixburghers.

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Pittsburgh.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Pittsburgh.
If an old chair left in a cleared parking spot on a snowy street looks to you like a declaration of the sovereignty over that spot, you live in Pittsburgh.
If 'Jumbo' doesn't refer to a fictional elephant but means a kind of luncheon meat, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you can both 'go up street' or 'dawntawn', you live in Pittsburgh.
If Versailles is pronounced as if it is spelled 'versales', you live in Pittsburgh.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line for the weekend, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again you live in Pittsburgh.
If someone offers you an 'ahrn' and you know to drink it, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Pittsburgh.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in Pittsburgh.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Pittsburgh.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Pittsburgh.

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