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Steelers Are Doomed II


What an abysmal performance by the BTSC Wavers, first you maroons spelled WAVLES and then some mutt broke the thread, in the first version of this post. One of the worstest displays of Waving I have seen, with canines so dull the Dog Pound wouldn't take ya.

So let me, in the vastness of my superior wisdom, enlighten you poor schmucks as to why the Steelers are DOOMED.

Offensively, Ben is burnt toast, that old man needs to be put to pasture, he never was very good and only able to succeed because of the brilliance of Bruce Arians as his coordinator. And LOLing at Ben's Backups, I wonder if they sing better than they play football. The great Mike Wallace helped Bruce carry Ben for a few years, with his 17 yard a catch average, funny thing is, the longest play the Steelers will have this year is 17 yards, and that's on a run by the bestest player on the team, Johnathan Dwyer. I got a new hat for Maurkice Pouncey to wear, it reads, Over Rated!

Defensively, this team is way too old, like HOFer and NFL great Warren Sapp has said repeatedly to the homerific disbelief of you yokels . Troy Polamalu may not even make the team he has gotten so old, I saw him fighting for his spot on the 53 late in the game playing special teams. The Coaches thought they were gonna sneak him past us by changing his Jersey from 43 to 41, but I am so smart that I saw through that ploy very quickly. Other than Willie Gay, the whole defense is either too old and slow, or too young and dumb to play NFL quality football.

Yes, the Steelers are DOOMED and you crackerjacks couldn't Wave a post if it snuck up and bit ya.

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