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The Steelers Are Doomed!

If any of the maroons that infest this 3rd rate site, don't like it, please don't WAVE this post, it would probably hurt my feelings. Which I got, unlike you losers. You mutts would probably mess up the WAVE anyways.

So let me, in the vastness of my superior wisdom, tell you why the Steelers are DOOMED.

Offensively they will be worse because they got rid of the bestest and fastest WR to ever don a Steelers uniform in Mike Wallace, and let me clue all the homerific among you into a little secret, you don't upgrade by replacing a #1 pick in Mendenhall with a 2nd rounder like Bell. Come on people, what are y'all, excuse me, yinz smoking up there in Pittsburgh. When it comes to the offense, they going from bad to worst.

Defensively, Warren Sapp is right, they old, slow and done. Face the facts, all you stooler fans, you don't replace a great like James Harrison with some wet-behind the ears kid, (Jarvis Jones) out of some second-rate school from a second rate conference. And this Sharknado, ain't even a player, it's a movie, what was Colbert thinking by drafting a B Movie in the 4th round, heck Landry Jones is a better pick than a movie.....ok, maybe not.

Might as well pack it up right now, the Steelers will be lucky to finish 1-15, surely they can manage a split with the Browns. I can't even give em that win, cause that Brandon Weedon guy is much better than Ben Roetlihbiger...Ben Rootlhisbender....Ben Ruthlissbigger.....Big Ben.

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