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Patriots: An NFL Dynasty? Think Not



Photo courtesy of businessinsider.com

Photo courtesy of businessinsider.com

Oh yes, Tom Brady. Close your open mouth because I said it.."THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE NOT AN NFL DYNASTY"! In fact, I may be the only NFL fan/analyst/blogger with the testicles to say it. Because the last I checked, Patriots’ owner Robert Kraft does not pay my salary. Annnnndddd…here we go..

What is the definition of "Dynasty"? Webster’s describes it as: "a line of hereditary rulers of a country". Last I check, three(3) Super Bowl wins out of seven(7) Super Bowl appearances since 1985 does not a "Dynasty" make. Larry Hagman (AKA J.R. Ewing)..would be rolling over in his grave right now. "Google him if you don’t know him"..and I feel like dying just so I can rollover in my cremated urn.

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Let’s not forget that the Super Bowl wins that the Patriots did accumulate came at the hands of an "*". An asterisk..meaning that.."they cheated to obtain those victories"! What have they done since then? Appeared in two Super Bowls which they loss to Eli Manning and the New York Giants 14-17, in 2007..and 17-21 in 2011. So I ask of you.."Where does this Dynasty crap come from"?

I blame the NFL networks and analysts to busy on their knees consuming the penile fluids of Tom Brady, Bill "The Hoodie" Belichick and Robert Kraft. If I didn’t know any better, I would think that they all enjoy guzzling baby batter. "THANK GOD"..for my friend Jim Rome, who pulls no punches when speaking upon any single person and/or organization. As I do.

CASE IN POINT: All of you NFL analysts, experts and networks..report and discuss what’s true. Because considering the New England Patriots as an NFL Dynasty is about as relevant as "Mr. Irrelevant"..or the Draft "RE-DO"..which ever idiot created them first.

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