After last night's spectacle, I started thing Johnny Football needed a more appropriate nickname. I started with the obvious, "Johnny Bird" but started wondering what type of bird he was.
Here was the progression:
the Bird - simple and to the point
the Parrot - obviously talks more than he thinks.
the Peacock - wants all the attention
the Parrotcock - a new hybrid: lots of tail feathers and a mouth that won't quit.
the Rooster - no "Pea" or "Parrot" needed.
I'm still on the fence on what to dub him. Any suggestions?