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Johnny "Rooster" Manziel?

After last night's spectacle, I started thing Johnny Football needed a more appropriate nickname. I started with the obvious, "Johnny Bird" but started wondering what type of bird he was.

Here was the progression:

the Bird - simple and to the point

the Parrot - obviously talks more than he thinks.

the Peacock - wants all the attention

the Parrotcock - a new hybrid: lots of tail feathers and a mouth that won't quit.

the Rooster - no "Pea" or "Parrot" needed.

I'm still on the fence on what to dub him. Any suggestions?

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