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BTSC Week 9 Power Rankings

The Power Rankings are getting quite depressing. Let's do the whole thing in GIFs!

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RANK

GIF Analysis

RECORD

1. KC

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Alex Smith the last time the Chiefs were this good (Seen here playing Oregon Trail and jamming to the Quad City DJs).

8-0

2. DEN

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The "Jango" part is pretty bad ass, though.

7-1

3. SEA

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Still rockin'. HARD.

7-1

4. NO

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6-1

5. SF

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Didn't even have to put down the corn cob to beat Jacksonville.

6-2

6. IND

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5-2

7. CIN

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The Bengals are for real now.

6-2

8.GB

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The Packers are still pretty AWESOME.

5-2

9. NE

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6-2

10. DET

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5-3

11. SD

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Thought Rivers was done? Too bad.

4-3

12. CAR

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The Panthers had a long break at the tail end of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

4-3

13. CHI

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This is what the end of every Jay Cutler season looks like.

4-3

14. BAL

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3-4

15. DAL

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4-4

16. NYJ

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4-4

17. ARI

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The NFL is funny. The Cardinals dominated the preseason Super Bowl-contending Falcons.

4-4

18. MIA

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2nd half...

3-4

19. OAK

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3-4

20. TEN

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3-4

21. BUF

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Not really relevant, but that was one GOD DOG HELLUVA HIT, bubba!!!!

3-5

22. CLE

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I don't think Gordon was making a statement about the unacceptable mockery of an entire culture.

3-5

23. HOU

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Strong lookin' dude...

2-5

24. STL

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3-4

25. WAS

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2-5

26. PHI

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3-5

27. ATL

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Sad & talented, but mostly sad.

2-5

28. PIT

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2-5

29. NYG

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2-6

30. MIN

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1-6

31. TB

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0-7

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*Dropped from rankings: Jacksonville Jaguars

CREDITS: KC - Billions and Billions, DEN - Rebloggy, SEA - Shit Hulk Hogan Says, NO - Jon Benne, SF - gifirific, IND - Panda Whale, CIN - Catnip?, GB - trixie b, NE - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, DET - Ryan Van Bibber, SD - TED, CAR - animaatjes, CHI - phuoc, BAL - Joel Thorman, DAL - Rodger Sherman, NYJ - Tim Spot news, ARI - i.minus, MIA - Days of Y'Orr, OAK - replygif, TEN - reddit, BUF - Greg Kopping, CLE - Brendan Porath, HOU - Commercial Gym Trainer, STL - Jake's Toys,WAS - Oh No They Didn't, PHI - James Dator, ATL - tinypic, PIT - Rap Genius, NYG - Phawker, MIN - keyridan, TB - Seth Rosenthal

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