Rap Beef: Blak Mamba’s Rap Response to Defeo: For Who the Bell Tolls!
The Steelers Media and fans seem to celebrate loudest when a Steelers star takes a pay cut, see Jerome Bettis, Hines Ward, etc. Conversely, they moan and groan when a star asks for the money he’s worked diligently for.
Le’Veon Bell is that unique back. He’s in the words of the late Notorious BIG, “better than your average,” and he has the stats and stripes to back it up! As the Steelers try to “Kurt Cousins” Le’Veon Bell with repeated franchise tag tenders, he has reportedly lowered his demands to where he and the team are virtually several hundred thousand dollars a year and a solid guaranteed amount of money away from a deal. This is extremely close in the world of long-term, multi-million-dollar NFL contracts.
Some hot-take novice on NFL Network has inflated Bell’s demand for shock value. Media outside of the Burgh’ always try to throw salt in the game. In the words of Doug E. Fresh, “people want us to break up be we cannot….” They are tired of the Steelers’ perennial success and dominance through the 50+ years of the Super Bowl era.
You don’t pay the same for a running back in the Toyota Camry class that you would for a running back in the Range Rover class, no less for a hybrid Rover. Le’Veon Bell is rugged, and sleek with smooth lines. He has pioneered his own unique and effective running style that Pro, college, and High school stars are starting to mimic.
Trust me, he’s no Camry.
So in the words of Deion Sanders, “PAY THE MAN!”
I’m confident that Bell will be a Steeler and ‘Killer B’ for his entire career. As Doug E. Fresh asked ”You know why, ask me why, we’re on a mission!” All the the ways to Seven, Seven-Heaven! (from Doug E. Fresh’s “All the Way to Heaven”)
I’m going to lower my skill level to elementary and retort my colleague, Mr. Tony Defeo’s Mother Goose, Dr. Seuss rhymes line for line.
Le’Veon is the name
49.5 % of offensive touches my game
My legs 582 carries over the last two
Somebody say Jello? Fool they’re super glue
Offseason workouts skipped
Better add the other killer B’s to that list
Along with Brady, Gronk, Donald. Martin and Julio
Who cares if I put in a little work in the studio
The fans are trippin’
After I’ve played hero, trying to paint me as the villain
Their opinion of me is jive
I said I’d go as low as 14.5
We have salary cap gods
make the signing bonus large, the work aint’ hard
I’m a target for sure
If you asked to get paid fans are looking at the front door
I know its about the bowl, that’s why I came back from two knees
You couldn’t measure my heart with right angles at 90 degrees
You’re right I’m no fool
If I had a major injury we know what the org. would do
Le’Veon is the name
49.5 % of offensive touches my game
My legs 582 carries over the last two
Somebody say Jello? Fool they’re super glue
Offseason workouts skipped
Better add the other killer B’s to that list
Along with Brady, Gronk, Donald. Martin and Julio
Who cares if I put in a little work in the studio
Football is tough and what have you?
I’m raising multi-tasking backs value
I’ve earned my payday
Fans and Defeo are nuttier than a Payday!
Mayday, Mayday
Better sign me with no more delay!
Running back Committee we talking
Ambercrombie. Stone, Foster Days
Le’Veon is the name
49.5 % of offensive touches my game
My legs 582 carries over the last two
Somebody say Jello? Fool they’re super glue
Offseason workouts skipped
Better add the other killer B’s to that list
Along with Brady, Gronk, Donald. Martin and Julio
Who cares if I put in a little work in the studio
Opposing coaches would sell the firstborn for ‘The Juice”
Their Defenses I terrorize, their OC’s I seduce
This should be worked out Stet
Or next offseason y’all will truly regret!
Dude on NFL Network talking 17
He’s in the B.C. section of my twitter feed!
Le’Veon is the name
49.5 % of offensive touches my game
My legs 582 carries over the last two
Somebody say Jello? Fool they’re super glue
Offseason workouts skipped
Better add the other killer B’s to that list
Along with Brady, Gronk, Donald. Martin and Julio
Who cares if I put in a little work in the studio
And let me tell you I’m far from soft
I’m born to run, my wheels don’t fall off!
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With that said (or, rather, rapped; Anthony Defeo step your weak, prehistoric rap game up: Take that, take that, take that!