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An ode, or rap, to Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell

A rap about Steelers star running back Le'Veon Bell

NFL: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals Aaron Doster-USA TODAY Sports

The Pittsburgh Steelers have been in the news a lot recently, and many times for not the right things. One of the main causes of tension among the fan base, and by proxy the organization, has been their superstar running back Le’Veon Bell.

Handed the Exclusive Rights Franchise Tag for a second year in a row, Bell has voiced his displeasure on more than one occasion, and in more than one way. He talks about it, and he raps about it.

So, it got me thinking, why can’t I rap about Le’Veon Bell?! So, let me clear my throat, enjoy my ode, or rap, to/about Le’Veon Bell...

Your name is Le’Veon Bell

The fans want you to go to....hello?

They think your legs are Jello

Offseason workouts, you are skippin’

The fans, they are trippin’

Their opinion of you is lean

Your Twitter feed is mean

You say you want $15 million

The Steelers salary cap would take a killin’

You say you are a target

We don’t want you to forget

It’s all about the Super Bowl

But you, you ain’t no fool

Your name is Le’Veon Bell

The fans want you to go to...hello?

They say your legs are Jello

Offseason workouts, you are skippin’

The fans, they are trippin’

Their opinion of you is lean

Your Twitter feed is mean

Football, it is tough

The life of a running back, it is rough

You say you want your worth

We say we want that berth

In the Super Bowl

But you’re no fool

You say you want $15 million

The Steelers salary cap would take a killin’

You say you are a target

We don’t want you to forget

It’s all about the Super Bowl

But you, you ain’t no fool

Your name is Le’Veon Bell

The fans want you to go to....hello?

They say your legs are Jello

Offseason workouts, you are skippin’

The fans, they are trippin’

Their opinion of you is lean

Your Twitter feed is mean

”Thanks for takin’ my call”

”I don’t think Bell should be in the Hall”

That was Tom from Rankin’

He thinks you deserve a spankin’

You say the life of a running back, it is tough

We say 10 years without a Super Bowl, it is rough

Your name is Le’Veon Bell

The fans want you to go to....hello?

They say your legs are Jello

Offseason workouts, you are skippin’

The fans, they are trippin’

Their opinion of you is lean

Your Twitter feed is mean

It’s time to turn over a new leaf

If not for us, then for the Chief

When you score

We just want to roar

To opposing coaches, we want you to give nightmares

To those defenders, we want you to give some scares

This will all be worked out

There’s no need to pout

We know your name is Le’Veon Bell

We don’t really want you to go to...hello?

We don’t really think your legs are Jello

It’s just that, those offseason workouts, you keep skippin’

And, us, well, we’re always trippin’

Our opinion of you ain’t really lean

And we know your Twitter feed ain’t really mean

It’s just that you want $15 million

We just don’t want the Steelers salary cap to take a killin’

We know you want your worth

We just want that berth