The Pittsburgh Steelers have been in the news a lot recently, and many times for not the right things. One of the main causes of tension among the fan base, and by proxy the organization, has been their superstar running back Le’Veon Bell.
Handed the Exclusive Rights Franchise Tag for a second year in a row, Bell has voiced his displeasure on more than one occasion, and in more than one way. He talks about it, and he raps about it.
So, it got me thinking, why can’t I rap about Le’Veon Bell?! So, let me clear my throat, enjoy my ode, or rap, to/about Le’Veon Bell...
Your name is Le’Veon Bell
The fans want you to go to....hello?
They think your legs are Jello
Offseason workouts, you are skippin’
The fans, they are trippin’
Their opinion of you is lean
Your Twitter feed is mean
You say you want $15 million
The Steelers salary cap would take a killin’
You say you are a target
We don’t want you to forget
It’s all about the Super Bowl
But you, you ain’t no fool
Your name is Le’Veon Bell
The fans want you to go to...hello?
They say your legs are Jello
Offseason workouts, you are skippin’
The fans, they are trippin’
Their opinion of you is lean
Your Twitter feed is mean
Football, it is tough
The life of a running back, it is rough
You say you want your worth
We say we want that berth
In the Super Bowl
But you’re no fool
You say you want $15 million
The Steelers salary cap would take a killin’
You say you are a target
We don’t want you to forget
It’s all about the Super Bowl
But you, you ain’t no fool
Your name is Le’Veon Bell
The fans want you to go to....hello?
They say your legs are Jello
Offseason workouts, you are skippin’
The fans, they are trippin’
Their opinion of you is lean
Your Twitter feed is mean
”Thanks for takin’ my call”
”I don’t think Bell should be in the Hall”
That was Tom from Rankin’
He thinks you deserve a spankin’
You say the life of a running back, it is tough
We say 10 years without a Super Bowl, it is rough
Your name is Le’Veon Bell
The fans want you to go to....hello?
They say your legs are Jello
Offseason workouts, you are skippin’
The fans, they are trippin’
Their opinion of you is lean
Your Twitter feed is mean
It’s time to turn over a new leaf
If not for us, then for the Chief
When you score
We just want to roar
To opposing coaches, we want you to give nightmares
To those defenders, we want you to give some scares
This will all be worked out
There’s no need to pout
We know your name is Le’Veon Bell
We don’t really want you to go to...hello?
We don’t really think your legs are Jello
It’s just that, those offseason workouts, you keep skippin’
And, us, well, we’re always trippin’
Our opinion of you ain’t really lean
And we know your Twitter feed ain’t really mean
It’s just that you want $15 million
We just don’t want the Steelers salary cap to take a killin’
We know you want your worth
We just want that berth