In lieu of an interview we managed a special and appropriate rendition of "The Schuyler Sisters" by Lin Manuel Miranda from the Broadway hit Hamilton.

The Rooney Sisters

There's nothing rich folks love more
Than going dahntahn and slummin' it with the poor They pull up in their hybrids and gawk At the fans in their jerseys just to watch them talk

Take Art Rooney the man is loaded
uh oh but little does he know that his daughters
Peggy Angelica Eliza sneak into the city just to watch all the guys

Work! Work! Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy!
The Rooney sisters!
Angelica, Peggy, Eliza!
Work!

Daddy said to be home by sundown
Daddy doesn't need to know
Daddy said not to go dahn’tahn
Like, I said you're free to go,
But look around, look around a revolution's happening in Pittsburgh!
Angelica, Work!

It's bad enough that his offense doesn’t go to war
People were shouting in Market Square
It's bad enough there's no violence in Acrisure
No yardage anywhere
Look around, look around,
Angelica remind me what we're looking for?

Offense: She's looking for me!

Eliza, I'm looking for a line that works
She's looking for a line that works
We're looking for a line that works
Woah woah woah woah works!

Woo! There's nothing like fall in the city
Someone in a Stallworth next to someone in a 50
Excuse me miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your daddy's got money
but you're slummin' in the city with your fancy heels
Listening to those fat, sassy, and spoiled appeals

Canada, you disgust me...

Ah, so you've discussed me?
I'm a college coach baby, you can trust me

I've been reading a team history by Ray Didinger
I listened to old Facenda and watched Buzz Bissinger
You want a revolution? I want a revelation!
So, listen to my declaration:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that the Steelers play is not equal"
And when I meet Mike Tomlin
I'm a' compel him to include playoffs in the sequel, work!

Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be .500 right now
Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be .500 right now
Varsity is not happening in Pittsburgh and we used to be in the greatest city in world!
With the greatest teams in the world!

I've been reading all the Asked and Answers
I watched the 22s and listened to the pressers
You want a revolution? I want a revelation!
So, listen to my declaration:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident that the Steelers play is not equal"
And when I meet Mike Tomlin
I'm a' compel him to include the trenches in the sequel, work!

Look around, look around, we have injuries everywhere...
Look around, look around, a non loosing season is still despair
Varsity is not happening in Pittsburgh and we used to be in the greatest city in world!
With the greatest teams in the world!

Look around, look around, they're playing below the line...
Look around, look around, Watt can't save 'em every time
Varsity is not happening in Pittsburgh and we used to be in the greatest city in world!
With the greatest team in the world!

Work! Work!
Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy!
The Rooney Sisters!
We're looking for a line that works!
Hey, hey

The greatest teams in the, greatest city in the world!
The greatest city in the world!

Interviews from previous weeks can be found using these links:

Week 3: Jesus

Week 2: Forrest Gump

Week 1: Rod Serling